Wednesday, May 11, 2011

The obedient little girl

(Names have been left out to keep the privacy of the individuals.)

This is the story of a little girl who told her mom that she wanted a hamburger at Burger King. After sitting down and seeing her sister's chicken nuggets, this little girl proceeded to get upset that she didn't get chicken nuggets. "
But, Little Girl, you said you wanted a hamburger, so that's why you got that. You must eat it all or you will be in trouble," said the little girl's mom.
The little girl went on to pout ever so slightly, but then noticed the apples in her bag, and went on to eat those. Then she discovered the caramel dip that went with the apples. "Yum, these are good," she thought, "Mmm...maybe they will even make my hamburger tasted better. My mom said I HAVE to eat it, and well, it's worth a try."

The little girl daringly dipped her hamburger in the caramel sauce. "Well, here goes nothing," she thought.

The little girl's younger sister looked on in disbelief and complete horror. "Something just doesn't seem right about the hamburger in that brown sauce. Ewwwww!" the younger sister thought. The younger sister glanced over at her mom, "Oooooo, she must think so too. Her face has the face that looks like she smelling a dirty diaper."

"Wow, this is pretty good," beamed the little girl who had just finished her first bite of her caramel dipped hamburger.

"Hey, Mom! you gotta try this. It's great! It's a thumbs up meal! Really! What? You don't believe me? I'll let you try some if you want!" the little girl tried to convince her mom. thank you little girl. I'll just, ahem...sit here and watch you eat....(and try not to gag). I"m just glad you're..ahem...obeying and eating your food like a good little girl." said the little girl's mom with a strange look on her face.

"Hmm, I wonder if mom's not feeling well." thought the little girl. "She's looking a little green."


  1. Oh my goodness, your pregnant again! How did I miss that post! Congratulations!!!

  2. I haven't blogged it yet. ha!